Monday, February 27, 2006

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
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Saturday, February 25, 2006

People are like... so retarded.

Where's that from... hmm.. i think its Napoleon Dynamite, one of the knew movies I've heard so much about but never seen anywhere, at all. It seems almost perpetually sold out. Weird.. '


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Argh.. i notice that, in IB we move through periods of hell-lot-of-work and slackness. Im in a hell-lot-of-work period. Thankfully, I've forgotten most of it . Is that like a defence mechanism.



Thursday, February 23, 2006

Damn you Kentay! You've made me addicted to ramlee burgers. I never thought i could get addicted to fast food.. i mean, eating a ramlee burger is like...like... mein gott, its indescribable. Im half contemptating moving to malaysia just for the burgers.

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I dont know what we're going to do for the Vault. We seem to be moving in two directions at once. Which is both a good and bad thing at the same time... cause we always have a back-up plan. But we're not really getting anywhere... i hope we can sort it all out soon.

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This Zeitgeist readership-boosting strategy is really working.


Zeitgeist This Week
Gaining Search Queries: Week Ending February 20, 2006
1. richard bright
2. eva green
3. karima adebibe
4. curling
5. date movie
6. tanith belbin
7. johnny weir
8. maria sharapova

9. daytona 500
10. lisa rinna
11. saw 2
12. sophie monk
13. westminster dog show
14. abu ghraib
15. lindsey jacobellis



Monday, February 20, 2006

Ahhhh!!!

How do you people keep updating and mug at the same time. I mean, i dont mug and i dont update and what scares me is that i still dont have enough time. I mean, for non-alcoholic sake, i just put up a fricking 'survey' and some window thing. The next thing you know, im going to be putting up shit like this. ahh.. dammit.

Ok. mebbe i can still salvage this situation. How? Well, first i need to blog about some random deep shit, then swear, then blog about something sensitive, then swear some more. After that i add more links to.... questionable websites (whilst swearing)... and to top it all of i give a list of random keywords from good ol' Zeitgeist. Yay. okay, that solves a lot of problems. Maybe i should update me blogskin too. Ah screw it.

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So... what else is there to blog about? Hmm.. I dont really know. I mean, i gather that blogs are for our innermost thoughts and emotions, but if you honestly expect me to be remotely honest, you dont know me well... or maybe you know me too well... i mean, these probably arent my thoughts, i think. They're just what i want you to think im thinking. Or is it what i want to think that you think when you read what i think you think i think...hmmm... getting dangerously close to emoness. Argh.

***INTERLUDE****
Which reminds me, we need to resurrect a certain blue-skinned cyborg pirate..
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Now does this all scare you a bit? No, probably not, because i havent wrote anything down yet.. Or many i did write it down then i deleted it or something. Quantum shit there right? Too much swearing, yes i know..


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And what are you doing here? Clicked the next link button right? Hmm... you probably closed the window already cause my blog-skin isnt cool, right? hahaha.

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Oh, and to anyone i know it person, esspecially if you like/ want to read comics, i happen to have the dcp versions of New Avengers , Invincible and Runaways, . Dont ask me how i got em. BUT TO THE GOVERNMENT AGENTS WATCHING THIS, IT WAS NOT ILLEGAL. DO NOT ARREST ME AND LOCK ME UP FOR A DECADE...... (as an afterthought) HA!

socially insensitive enough for you?

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Infinity moments? wrong wording perhaps. What souls are, maybe, what i think souls are at least.. maybe? The smallest possible division of infinity, which is still infinity, or something? We have the capacity to create wholes worlds in our heads. Perception is all that limits up, surely? Or is there more to it? I need to think more on this matter. Maybe i can like make it something important? Itll make a conversation starter/ender depending on the crowd though.... hahaha.

hahahhahahahhahahjahahahahahhahahah....


Zeitgeist This Week
Gaining Search Queries: Week Ending February 13, 2006
1. torino games
2. janet jones
3. grammys
4. vanity fair
5. superbowl commercials
6. michelle kwan
7. teri hatcher
8. zillow
9. sasha cohen
10. haiti
11. face transplant
12. sly stone
13. bode miller
14. arrested development
15. valentines day


We're a weird people, arent we.



Saturday, February 18, 2006

Still feeling conformist.

ah.. here's something... saw it on acxis, then a couple of random blogs. Its one of them net phenomenononns. or something. hmm...ok, here's My Johari Window.

and because i like to take things to the next level. Here's My Nohari Window.

Go wild.



Friday, February 17, 2006

Everywhere i look these days, i see a quiz. Its getting ridiculous. So, since im feeling particularly conformist today...

Seven random songs at the moment:
1. Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
2. High and Dry - Radiohead
3. Wonderboy- Tenacious D.
4. Crazy Son - Ronin
5. Creep - Radiohead
6. Declan - Jeff Beck
7. Stream of Conciousness - Dream Theatre

Seven things that scare me:
1.demonic/satanic/hell-related entities .
2. myself.
3. angry mobs .
4. Dark truths.

Seven things I like the most:
1. Stories.
2. Laughter.
3. Clouds.
4. 416 spirit/principle.
5. Peace.
6. Dreams
7. Music

Seven qualities I want in a potential girlfriend
1.Sense of humour like mine?
2. goes to the same place in head.

Seven things I plan to do before I die:
1. Learn to be a better Christian.
2. Write a bestselling book/comic book.
3. See the nothern lights
3. Travel the length and breadth of the known world.
4. Dream dreams.
5. Do a show on MTV.
6. Learn how to fly.
7. Find the internet.

Seven celebrity crushes:
1. Well, once someone dropped a television on my foot. Does that count?

Seven things I say the most
1. hello
2. ic.
3. vhat teh hell?!
4. den den den
5. plot twist!
6. doh
7. Argh!

Seven people I want to do this too
1. I think im the last one to catch on to the quiz phase of blogging... doh!

Seven random facts about me:
1. I am random.
2. I dream alot.
3. I can do a mean cookie monster impression
4. I spend alot of time in front of the com these days.
5. I think in different directions.
6. I write.
7. I left.




and i dont think i know the way back.



Tuesday, February 14, 2006

I've noticed that, whenever people meet me, they ussually say the same thing. If their really polite (well,slightly polite. The really polite people just stone), they ask if i was an "only child"(Im not dammit, and yes, my sister is like me too, so there!...Ha!). If they're not so polite(or if im really getting into it) they ask "Is he always like this?" (no, sometimes, i get stoned too... by angry mobs). But the people who are either not really polite, or those who know me a bit better always say something along the lines of "Shut the (expletive) up,Luke" (I've heard some really colorful expletives too...Like indigo. Dammit,thats harsh.)

But this is actually quite good. I get the feeling that I'm not doing my job right unless someone tells me to just stop, from time to time.

***PLOT TWIST**

So on the the topic of the day. Ritual Greetings.
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Yes.
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Doh. Thats always a problem here isnt it? Staying on topic.
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Ahem
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(cricket sounds)
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Ah screw it. If i get inspiration(get high), ill edit/post on Acxis.



Sunday, February 12, 2006

Hmm... writing style for us AC(or is it just 416 alumni) bloggers is changing rapidly. More seriousness now, i imagine. Course, there are some exceptions. But from my last walkabout, most of us are pretty sober. I wonder whats causing this change. I mean, yes, its good to be serious from time to time, God help me, i've been there too(am i there now?) But i always, always,always,always, come back to where i started. Is that my failling or am i the sanest person around.(NOTE: ABOUT TO GO WAY WAYWAY OF TOPIC...ill pick this train of thought again tommorow, perhaps...)

Ha.

Funny thing about sanity. When you think you lost it, you still have it. When you know you have found it, you just lost it. And the rest of the time... your just another crazy hairless ape ,my friend (ever noticed how when people end a setence like this, they mean it in another way? Dammit, im not home anymore.. early late nights indeed.)

Haha.

After all that's happened(and it wasnt much), why am i still here(which isnt here anymore). What happened, i wonder. and when. That's important too... or it is. What an optimistic concept, Time, for dead men in denial (not the river... not just the river).Soapbox opera for the worms.

HahaHA.

What they say, anyway... just another patchwork man, full of patchwork plans. A soul of saturday morning and the sin of late sunday night? Ironic? Perhaps,perhaps not.(AC/DC altar indeed.Lies,lies,lies on Channel pi.) Book for a spine, shattered records for teeth?(If you gaze for long into an Abyss, The Ábyss gazes also into you?)Commercials in the life-blood. Reruns are the memories? A Sown together with floss and used nooses (which is a funny word, mind you, cause of the 'oo' sound.)

HahaHAhe

Can't remember what i wanted to say. Lost it again. Itll come back one day, ill wager. But now its gone. For now, i suppose.

hahaHAhehahAHhahHAHHehEHAHEAHHAHAhaahhahehaheahAhaehahehAHAAagarhahehshHHahHAHahahHAHhahAHAHAAHHAHahhhahahaH
Rememberrememberrememberememberemember.
What?
I forget.



Cynically Shakespeare, deadly danish pastry?(the vikings all dead though)

Hello,hello,hello.

i say it thrice because we all know the humorous nature of threes (threes,threes?). Nevermind. Recently, ive become rather set on finding out some of the rules of humour(Just, because, y'know..).

What I've figured out so far is that .... 'K's ARE FUNNY (ok fine, i just heard this somewhere)... and that.... "double-letter-sounds" are funny(you know what im talking about. Balloons. Ducks.And so on.).. Also the occassion adding of profanities are also funny. Esspecially if they're not (expletive) expected. Dammit. I could have gotten a laugh right there. Just put in a appropriate word, K)

Scott Adams, the guy who writes Dilbert has even worked out some rubrics(?) . They're here, at his blog. But since i know people cant be bothered to go to all me links, here they are.

---QUOTE---
Cute (as in kids and animals)

Naughty

Bizarre

Clever

Recognizable (You’ve been there)

Cruel
---QUOTE---

Genius! Or perhaps obvious after years of dilbert strips. But if there's anything reading Dilbert taught me, its that one should never ,ever, ever, trust a consultant. So.. I imagine we're right back where we started, eh?



Saturday, February 04, 2006

Yay for bittorrent. The best way to pirate. Or so they say. Im too impatient to use the damn thing so i've given up piracy(...or so i will have you believe).

I apologise for the potential emoness.

I just realized how screwed i really am. Everyone else is mugging and they all now do one less subject than me (Trillingualism!). So i have one change. Mug like hell. My life of decadence must end!Course, i dont really know where to start. I dont know how to mug, since im so damn easily distracted. So im in, as they say deep shit now. Or is it profound merde? Probably not... in desperation I've tried downloading the lastest Google toolbar, just because it comes with a free translator.



Thursday, February 02, 2006

Today i felt uber stoned. The fact that i dont do drugs... well, at least not illegal drugs didnt really seem to matter. I dont know why. I feel like i can suddenly laspe into unconciousness. My soul cries out for an afternoon of kite-flying and cloud watching. Or something to get the stonage out of my system. Yes, a lot of my links don't make sense. (This other soul one is freaky.)

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Guess what? I'm going to be trilligual. Apparently, the IBO says we dont have enough students for Malay B, so we have to take an ab initio. And... MOE says we need to be billingual... and only in one of our national languages. Yay! So its Malay AO exams for me too!

So many choices, so little time? Should i do french, so i can call a ambulance in France? Or Spanish, to become a drugdealer?

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