Monday, January 30, 2006

Happy New Year Everybody.

This extra long CNY break reminds me of the holidays. Course, thats just me. Most of you should be celebrating and so on at the reunions dinners and stuff. If you arent... dude, your effing DECADENT! And a cultural retard.

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My slow decline into the life of a pirate is disturbing. Im leaving the comp on for 7 hours a day! omg. oh, em ,gee! This is a big deal for me since im from the old school of technology, which is to say "Turn it off goddammit! Your wasting electric-city!"

And yes,we do pronounce that way. From time to time.... when we're sure someone listening. Come on, i need to try and fake cultural growth whenever i can. Im like a cultural retard. No,no... Im cooler than that, right? Dont answer. Dont effing think about answering that. Im a cultural... nomad. Thats better. I wander from culture to culture with my herd of yaks and llamas.Riding a horse. A short muscular horse. A short muscular rabid horse. Thats as cool as i get until Maxwell lends me his demon.

Let me elaborate. I am an Indian... a Celyonese. I do not speak any of the languages of my ancestors, and i know little of their culture or traditions. I also dont care. What little i do know, i embelish with bullshit and more bullshit. .Sometimes i add in mumbo jumbo. As with many things, that works really well.

But i do pride myself with an interest in many other cultures. One of my goals in life is to know enough about everything to bullshit the world. The resulting sharp spike in CO2 will create something i have dubbed the 'greenhouse effect'. This in turn will cause the polar icecaps to melt. Muhahaahha.....Ha.

Anywho, i think being a cultural nomad is a great carrerr path in our new modern century. This isnt the second-hand century of yesteryear, now is the century of new stuff. Updates, patchs, mods, new models and 'great leaps forward'. So sticking to any single culture can be a bad thing, right? I mean who knows when something else is deemed politically incorrect, or uncool. Or both.

At this point, my struck by the need to tell you to go watch Pulp Fiction. I dont really know why, and to tell you the truth, its starting to scare me.

Now, im not emo. Not when im sober anyway.... What the hell am i saying, im never sober. I mean, when im un-sober, im rarely emo. Luckily, im rarely sober. In a sense, i suppose.

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I spent today watching Family Guy and reading Wilfred Owen analysis. Word of advice. Never,ever,ever, do that. I dont seem to remember much of either. I do however remember that i really should have incorporated the heavily anthropomorphized Brian into my ISO.

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Movies to get my hands on....

1) Pulp Fiction
2)Blade Runner
3) Akira
4)Spirited Away

Do you know any more cult classics?

The part of my brain that is supposed to kno