Wednesday, November 02, 2005

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

At the risk of sound cliched or infringing on copyright, let me just say, Guess whose back! Or something along those lines. Actually i had decided to give up blogging in general, for a number of important reasons but mainly because im sick and tired of those damn bots. Well not really, the real reason i stopped blogging was because the exams and their general side effects had lobotomisd me. Fortunately, like many things, graveyards are not very well guarded on Hallloween and i managed to break into one and exhume a carcass and remove the frontal lobe. I'm not sure whose body it was and i would know what to say if i did( the brain transplant did not go as smoothly as planned) All i can truly say, is, thank you strange dead person, may your unmarked grave never be disturbed by the police or private investigators of any sort. And, if your feeling vengeful, remember that stoned american teenagers ,who stumble upon the cursed grounds never to escape, are much more fun to hunt and kill gruesomely. (Crosses arms across chest)End Transmission.

Sorrysorrysorrysorry, for anyone one there whos has mistakenly stumbled upon this recently revived blog by accident(Hey wait was that a double negative?). Like most 'impressionable youths' , i've been brainwashed by snazy pop culture that i have undergone a transformation into a 'decadent youth'. Sigh. I believe that this process is temporary because this post isnt littered with profanities and refferences to whatever's 'cool' now. Word up, straight up tripping not, yeah, for real.

cough.


Anyways.... Okay, schools out! Hurrah! But somehow, it does feel as good as it should. I'm plagued with chronic tiredness. I'm sleeping twelve hours a day, five more hours than usual. I think my body clock is telling me to go into hibernation, which explains why i'm getting so hairy and have a craving our honey and pic-a-nic baskets. Weird right? a couple of years back i couldnt sleep during the holidays. Now it seems like the only thing to do. I mean, there seriously nothing left to do anymore, except maybe play DotA, but i think i might be banned since my computer crashed and i left the game. But give me a break! I just got the game during the marking days and just finished the campaign. Sigh, Both Grom Hellscream and Illidian died. And the humans are really screwed up on that island thingie. What's up with Blizzard? They always let the bad guys win. Undead , Zerg....


Oh, there is one more thing to do! Yes! Choerograph people dying horrifically for BLT's latest movie! I dont think i'm allowed to give away the plot yet but you can go to his production log..... here. Yesterday was deepavali and the day before was Halloween so i watched some bollywood horror movie. My mom stopped me from watching the scary parts but the first hour was a comedy so it was okay. Bollywood is hilarious sometimes... i mean dont get me wrong, many of the Bollywood flicks i've watched are as serious and scary as heck(look i managed not to swear!) but some are just plain funny.

TV is getting worse though. The only thing left to watch is reruns of The A-Team , Get Smart and Hogan's Heroes. Retro ownage........... damn i wanted to put a picture here but somehow cant. oh well... the only thing left ot do is read.... must get some books. I just finished Ali Smith's The Accidental and it has left me is a pseudo-depressive state because of its grim yet sadly realistic protrayals. I'm sorry but i prefer unrealistic books. We all know life's (explextive)-upped and we dont need to read a book about other people in worst states. sigh. But that's just me. Probably, when i read it again a couple of months I'd like it more but, during the holidays, my grasp of reality always starts to slip and i get more affected by fiction that i would like to admit. As a book though, it was very good. I loved the writing style and how the story began to fit together as you read. seriously. I recommend the book to anyone reading this.


Peace Out, my brothers.

And just one more thing, in case you skipped the first few paragraphs and you find yourself at the last sentence.......I'M BACK!!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA.