Hunting is fun. this is a truth embedded in the deepest and darkest recesses of our minds. We are compelled to hunt, it is a primal urge that drives us. However, due to the strange shortage of deer in the ACS campus, one is forced to track smaller prey. The common tree lizard is the best we can do until someone convinces drong to build a small zoo somewhere in the new campus. In any case, yesterday a whole bunch of the 416 gang were pretty stoned since it was the last period and there was no teacher coming, a funny story behind that really but ill talk about it later. in any case, for some strange reason we managed to find a salamander somewhere in the class and because we are a proud and war-like people, we chased it away. however the epic adventure did not stop there. after a hazardous and ill-conceived attempt to recapture the salamander, we were drawn on to greater things. or at least bigger. For reasons that no longer make sense to me, i was compelled by some strange force to see and grab a tree lizard off the ground. I honestly dont know why the hell i did that. I mean, the last time i did something so crocodile hunter-ish, i was 8 years younger. what the hell was i thinking?! but still, i frigging rocked! the damn thing was huge! i love being childishly stupid. It's so invigorating. But seriously, we let it loose in the end, after trying to feed it some grasshoppers and then letting in loose in the Drama Room. We eventually got it back in its box and unleashed it in a field. But i still think the best part of the entire exp was actually grabbing a lizard the size of my palm with my bare hands. I feel like the crocodile hunter. Woot! argh! hahaahahaha!

Exeunt Charlatan 12:54 PM