Tuesday, August 16, 2005

What's up with me these days? You know, when i started this blg, i honestly wanted to use it as a medium to just do what i always wanted to do. Tell stories. Just stories. But somehow i never managed to do that. I keep moving away from that. its almost as if im afraid of actually sharing my ideas. I dont know why,its just one of my many,many mental disorders. Well based on feedback i got from certain sourses, i realize that his needs to change. I need to find a new inspiration something that could reignite the creative fire or whatever. Perhaps i should look into recreational drugs or something...

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Oh, who am i kidding, i just cant change. Let try some humor again. I always thought that comedy was easy. And it is too, at least, outside blogs. Esspecially when your talking face to face(It's the accent, i'm sure, or perhaps the fake mustache) But while blogging? A bit difficult for me. Perhaps i would do better if i focus on getting a single funny essay out once a week or something. Unfortunately, i can only start doing that later in life, when i no longer have to learn to dance the polka whilst reciting the names of African tribal gods for the sick and sadistic amusment of......people who i suspect make up most of my readership. oh, shit.

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If anything can be said about us, that special subspecies of Sporeans referred to with terror as ACSians, it would probably be censored by the a wandering hacker who stumbled across this page, before he when to wash his brain with oven cleaner. Fortunately, i can probably tone it down a bit. We ACSians are, in essence, a bunch of bloody-minded,arrogant, sociopathic, dastardly slackers and , to quote Mr See, MORONS. However, this means that we are also good liars and probably will be considered intellegent, precocious and hard-working by anyone sane
(or insane depending on which side of the fence your being impaled on).

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But seriously folks, back to the funnies. I probably am not as funny as i hope to be. Still, that doesnt stop me from trying. It plain stubbornness since i feel that keeping a funny blog stops me from being overtly ridiculous in real life(a lie). And even if the only get a snigger from some guy in Mumbai, then i'll be happy( eventhough the only reason he's sniggering is because he feels obligated to)